Updated: March 14, 2006
1.
Beige isn't the new black
Call me petty or metrosexual, but I don't like the color of
the Xbox 360--and so what if you can change the faceplate? It's
just not doing it for me. Part of the problem is that Microsoft
sent us a charcoal-colored debug unit, which plays early versions
of games burned onto DVDs, and the debug is cooler-looking than
the retail unit. Ideally, Microsoft will put out a special-edition
360 down the road that offers beige-bashers a more satisfying
alternative--you know, like the black iPods.
2. No killer games
at launch

It's not that we haven't generally liked what we've seen from
the 360's launch titles, but there just hasn't been that one
mind-blowing game that screams "next generation" and
leaves the original Xbox's games in the dust. Sure, Perfect
Dark Zero is impressive, and I'm personally a fan of NBA 2K6,
but I think these first-gen titles will pale in comparison to
Halo 3 and some other enticing games we'll see in 2006 and beyond.
3. Accessories
cost a small fortune

If you opt for a second wireless controller and a rechargeable
battery kit, you'll be out $70. And what's with $19.95 for a
faceplate that's just a hunk of plastic? You should get a three-pack
for that price.
4. The hard drive isn't big enough

Yeah, Microsoft went with a laptop drive instead of a standard
desktop hard drive to keep the Xbox 360 trim--and those laptop
drives are more expensive than the standard version. That said,
20GB is pretty puny these days. Hopefully, in the not so distant
future, we'll see bundles with capacities of 60GB, 100GB, and
beyond. Then we'll be able to turn this sucker into a real high-def
media server.
5. Limited keyboard/mouse support at launch
With the USB ports, it seems logical enough that the Xbox 360
would accept PC accessories such as a mouse and a keyboard.
In fact, the 360 does offer undocumented support for a USB keyboard,
but it's apparently limited to messaging and filling out forms
on Xbox Live. There's no official word from Microsoft as to
when or if keyboard or mouse support will be added for use in
actual games (World of Warcraft 360, anyone?). That hurts a
little.
6. No built-in Wi-Fi
I know the folks at Microsoft had to cut costs somewhere, but
a little built-in Wi-Fi would have been nice. I would have been
more forgiving had they also included more USB ports (see number
7) on the back of the unit, where the USB Wi-Fi adapter accessory
plugs in. To be fair, though, at least the wireless adapter
is a trimode device (802.11a/b/g), so it should have the necessary
bandwidth to stream video.
7. Not enough
USB ports, especially on the back

As I said, there's only one USB port on the back, and in a lot
of cases, that's going to be tied up with the USB Wi-Fi accessory.
That leaves only the two USB ports on the front left available
to plug in such accessories as the video camera (coming soon).
Toss in another wired controller, and your 360 is full up--and
looking untidy, with wires sprouting from the front.
8. No HDMI or DVI connectivity
It didn't break my heart that Microsoft didn't include a next-generation
DVD player (HD-DVD or Blu-ray), but the least it could have
done was throw in an upconverting DVD player that did faux HD
via an HDMI or a DVI connection. Not that HDMI or DVI is going
to make a huge difference in video quality over the available
component-video connection, but those all-digital connections
are becoming standard on HDTVs, and the PS3 will allegedly offer
two built-in HDMI ports. To be fair, Microsoft hasn't completely
ruled out a HDMI/DVI cable/adapter becoming available in the
future. But there was no word of it at launch.
9. No built-in card reader
This is a pretty severe bummer. Instead of just being able to
save games or serve up content (photos, video, music) from a
standard flash-memory card, I've got to buy some stupid proprietary
64MB memory card for $40. Yeah, I know that the memory card
isn't necessary for anyone smart enough to buy the 360 premium
bundle, which includes a hard drive. And I understand that Microsoft
is running a business, and high-margin accessories are where
the money's made, but come on! By contrast, Sony's PS3 is slated
to have a built-in card reader that will handle CompactFlash
and SD/MMC in addition to Sony's own Memory Stick format.
10. You can't
get it.
Limit 1 per customer. Due to high demand
orders may not ship until...
The cynical among us might presume that Microsoft is holding
back units to build hype. But there's a big difference between
hype and just plain poor planning--and it now seems clear that
Microsoft screwed the pooch on this one. The fact is that the
Xbox 360 should have had more of a staggered launch schedule
with only the United States on tap for 2005. Heck, Sony is likely
to launch the PS3 in Japan well in advance of the rest of the
world; why didn't Microsoft just do North America if it knew
it might have trouble putting out enough units? As it is, the
360 launched in Europe and Japan, and I still haven't gotten
the unit I preordered from Gamestop back in July.


